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KAZAKHSTAN! (kasaktan)
The classic Filipino pageant joke. A contestant introduces herself and the punchline is a country name. Di akin, di sa’yo, Kenya. Open Tito Jokes to rate them and add your own.
KAZAKHSTAN! (kasaktan)
FIJI! (PG)
HAITI! (eighty)
KUWAIT! (you wait)
ZAIRE! (nasa ere)
TURKEY! (thirty)
NEPAL! (ang kapal ng mukha)
Ayoko maging TONGA. (tanga)
RUSSIA na tayo! (rush na)
Oo, may SPAIN. (pain)
Parang SAMOA. (sama)
NORWAY! (no way)